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9 Ways To Guarantee Your Manifestations Won’t Work

by kevin on August 7, 2009

1. Keep Doubting.
It reduces the chance of being disappointed doesn’t it? Before you begin your session, remember to try and distinguish truth from fiction. Close your mind and try to manifest while questioning if there is any scientific proof to establish that your mind really has a link with reality.

2. Tomorrow will be a much better day for Manifesting.

Keep procrastinating until the exact perfect day comes. Even though you recognize you need change in your life now, wait till you have the perfect instant to work on it, which is likely not today. It’s more important to finish today’s drudgery, bring your tension home, and replay all the negativity in your head while watching how much others have that you don’t, observing these before concentrating on your manifestation is important. You’ll probably still have the motivation and energy right before bed to do your manifestation.

3.Set ridiculously high standards.
Sounds rational right? If you still live with your parents, just plow right ahead and manifest that Ferrari you’ve always desired. Forget the small stuff. Don’t fuss with the learning curve. Regardless of how lofty the demand is, reality still has to bend to your will. Just remember that when your Ferrari isn’t sitting in your driveway, you still have the right to blame life for not submitting to your will.

4. The only thing you need to do is ‘tell’ God what you want.
It’s as simple as praying the same way you were taught when you were a kid. You could search for some affirmations and just repeat them over and over again. The Universe is alive after all, and in spite of being trillions and trillions of light years across, there’s no doubt it understands our Human languages. You don’t need to reflect on the energy behind languages, such as emotional frequencies. Just keep repeating the word “money” out loud instead of really feeling and transmitting what you’re manifesting to your mind and the Universe.

5. You can never be too precise.
Don’t betray yourself with generalities. Look that gift horse square in the mouth. Make sure the universe knows you not only want a Ferrari, it has to be red with 22inch rims and comes with a lifetime supply of gas. Settling for anything less just waters it down, and offers no way to build your skill successfully.

6. Play the blame game.
You’re current life situation is obviously the fault of someone or something else. Don’t take personal responsibility for making changes for as long as you can. If you can figure out who is to blame, maybe it’s society, family or friends they ought to make the attempt to fix your life. All you have to do is convince them of that, sit back and wait for the magic to happen.


7. Keep that cynical edge.

Ok so you give it a try. While waiting to see what happens, you keep looking for any signs that your manifestation isn’t working like you were promised. If you stay on the lookout, you’ll discover the way it will not work very rapidly! Besides, no one deserves a better life opportunity any how. Fate controls our destiny. So do not be lured with optimism. You might end up like one of those overly optimistic “all lovey dovey” new-agers!

8. Give up if you don’t get immediate results..
We live in a world of instant gratification. I want it and I want it now. Manifestation should work the same way, right? Repeat some affirmations and wait a couple of days. If nothing happens, then it’s probably a lot harder than it’s worth. When you toy with the idea of trying it again, don’t bother, there’s probably something more worth while doing like going to the movies.


9. Remember, it’s automatic! Just learn the basics and wait for the miracles.

You do not need to do anything. Now that you’ve watched “The Secret” and “What the Bleep” you have a generic mental gratification, you’re done! Helping the process by putting yourself out in life isn’t necessary at all. If you want to manifest that someone special, just stay home. There’s no necessity to help the Universe or put more odds in your favor by meeting it halfway. Apart from a rudimentary understanding, no other effort is necessary. A basic understanding is enough to manifest all your wishes and desires.

Apparently this is a humorous look at some of the ways most people fail at applying the “Law of Attraction” and the “Art of Direct Manifestation”. Read this list again and do the opposite of each, notice the difference and the incredible results you will achieve time after time.

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